Posted by Retrokaiser On Thursday, January 28, 2016 0 comments
Bonnie's Kids is an action drama about two girls, Ellie and Myra, they live with their step-dad due to their mother passing away. During one dark night we have their step-dad playing poker with his dirty minded friends that want to have their way with his step-daughters and when they leave we then see the step-dad trying to have his own way with Myra. It's not all bad for Myra as Ellie comes to the rescue just in time, shoots and kills her dirty old step-daddy with a shotgun, now the two girls are living with their rich uncle in Texas in hopes of a good life. Sadly, the good life can't last forever as the two girls find themselves in trouble yet again as one gets involved with a hunky man, the other gets involved with their uncle's very sexy wife. Oh how will this turn out for Bonnie's kids? (Click on "Read More" to read full review).
Posted by Retrokaiser On Wednesday, January 20, 2016 0 comments
Posted by Retrokaiser On Tuesday, January 19, 2016 0 comments
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Camera Obscura is a puzzling platformer game where you play as a female photographer that has decided to explore an old tower full of mystery and great dangers. This old tower is also in complete ruins, the tower is full of pits and platforms that make the tower darn near impossible to explore. Our heroine of this game has found a way to travel the tower as she has a magic camera that has the ability to capture an image of nearly any platform found in the game. Once you have captured an image you are free to move the image around for a short amount of time. What you can do with the image is incredible, you can use the photographs to make all of the platforms you need to traverse deeper into the tower. Finally, we get to see a product of media that uses selfies in a way that's not pointless, annoying, or Kardashian... Or will it? (Click on "Read More" to read the full review).
Posted by theGamingBeast On Friday, January 8, 2016 0 comments
Posted by Retrokaiser On Thursday, January 7, 2016 0 comments
Barbarian Brawl is a third-person online deathmatch combat game that has you playing one of six barbarians in an act of mortal combat. You will battle across a single battlefield full of traps, power-ups, meat, and a purple haze (hearing that makes me want to play my Jimi Hendrix albums) and the battle won't end until a warrior wins by gaining the most amount of kills. Characters you'll be playing in this game includes: Baabaar, the classic muscle bound warrior. Crazy Eyes, a crazy looking bugger that runs around wearing animal skin. Buttercup, the buxom beauty that will have all the guys go crazy. Bryn Hildr, a woman that's fat but far from being lazy and she won't stop until she sings (hooray for bad puns). Mr. Rotten, another crazy bugger that lives up to his name. Lastly we have Klondike, a glutton for food, punishment, and raising hell. This game certainly has a basic concept but will it be too basic to enjoy? (Click on "Read More" to read the full review).
Posted by Retrokaiser On Tuesday, January 5, 2016 0 comments
Mighty Switch Force: Hyper Drive Edition (a very clever pun on HD edition) is an action platforming puzzle game (that's some combination) that has you playing as a hot, hotshot police officer named Patrica Wagon. Patricia Wagon is on the job to go out and capture a bunch of hot criminals named the Hooligan Sisters as they have escaped from a police van that was taking them to prison. To arrest these criminals, Patricia Wagon must travel across levels that are full of block puzzles and these puzzles will require you to use your brain to figure out how to get to the criminals, all while trying to beat the levels in a fast time. Hot girls, hot action, hot puzzles, all in one hot platformer? This game must be too good to be true... Right? (Click on "Read More" to read the full review).
Posted by Retrokaiser On Friday, January 1, 2016 0 comments
N2O (AKA N2O: Nitrous Oxide) is a Tempest-esk styled shmup (shoot 'em up) that has you playing as a lone space pilot that's on a mission to save the universe. What is he/she/other (could be a robot or an alien) saving the universe from? Well, the pilot is trying to save the universe from a giant alien that is filled with a legion of killer space bugs. The way the pilot must save the universe is by flying inside of the giant alien, blow it up from the inside and wipe out any space bug that they see. Does humanity even stand a chance? Well, that'll depend on your skills but the real question is that is this game any good? (Click on "Read More" to read the full review).