Barkers D&D 5th edition One Shot!!! Part 7 - Back in Black

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The Heroes continue their journey...

Steam Game Review: On a Roll 3D (2015)

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"On a Roll 3D" is a fast paced 2.5D platforming game for the PC.  In this game you play as a ball with eyeballs that must travel the world to stop evil balls from taking over the world.  The journey will be the tough one for good ol' Ball as he must travel high and low, avoid dastardly spike traps, and solve puzzles to get past locked doors...  Ball has it tough.  It takes one ball to change the world in On a Roll 3D. (Click "Read More" to read the full article).

Steam Game Review: Zombeer (2015)

Posted by Retrokaiser On Tuesday, March 3, 2015 0 comments

"Zombeer" is a comedic horror themed first person shooter game for the PC.  This game has you playing as a man named K whom wakes up at a bar with an angry voice message from his girlfriend, a huge bite on his left arm, and a vibrator in his hand (looks like he got buzzed in more than one way).  The angry message from your girlfriend is a clue to how you got your bite as she was upset that our hero was hanging out with a girl dressed as a zombie cheerleader.  Well you did hang out with a zombie cheerleader that's for sure but she wasn't in a costume and now you have a huge zombie bite and you are slowly transforming into a zombie.  This should be bad news right?  Actually this isn't the bad news as in this game scientist have invented a way to slow down the zombifying procession and the way you do that is by drinking beer...  Lots and lots of beer.  The bad news is that your girlfriend has run off to a party hosted by a guy you really, really, reaaaallllyyy hate...  The Chancellor.  Not only did she run off to the party but the Chancellor is also a zombie and has bit your girlfriend on her butt (eww cooties) and now you have to find her before the situation gets worse but just make sure to drink responsibly or you'll end up a raging flesh eating creature with a lack of balance or worse...  You'll become a zombie.  (Click "Read More" to read the full review). 

Steam Game Review: Usagi Yojimbo - Way of the Ronin (2015)

Posted by Retrokaiser On Monday, March 2, 2015 0 comments

"Usagi Yojimbo - Way of the Ronin" is an arcade styled 2D beat 'em up based on the classic comic book character, Usagi Yojimbo, you might also remember him from the classic cartoon "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 - 1996)" as he appeared as a guest from time to time.  This game opens up with a dark and mysterious character sent on a journey from the gods to gain a magic mirror that'll release the "Old Ones" from a cave to cleanse the world from evil.  We now cut to our hero whom is walking down a small town and notices a mean gang are beating up a priest.  Usagi stops the gang and is told by the dying priest that he needs to obtain the mirror and protect it as a clan of demons are after it, if they gain it they'll do something terrible with the mirror that will put the whole world in jeopardy (I'm going to take "We're doomed!" for $200).  Sadly it isn't that easy to retrieve the mirror as an evil gang has it and so thus he must get it from them while also battling everyone else who wants the mirror.  Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.  (Click "Read More" to read the full review).

Steam Game Review: Deer Hunt Legends (2013)

Posted by Retrokaiser On Friday, February 27, 2015 0 comments

"Deer Hunt Legends" is an arcade styled hunting game where you travel the world to hunt down some nice game.  Some of the places you will visit include: Rocky Mountains, European Forest, and the African Savannah just to name a few.  Some of the animals you will hunt include: Deer, Moose, Wolves, Mountain Lions, and even the commonly found Squirrel and T-Rex which you'll find in every good neighborhood.  Are you man enough to grab a gun, go to the mountains, and go hunting right from your own home?  (Click "Read More" to read the full review).

Steam Game Review: The Next Penelope - Race to Odysseus (2015)

Posted by Retrokaiser On Thursday, February 26, 2015 0 comments

"The Next Penelope - Race to Odysseus" is a futuristic driving adventure game for the PC.  This game starts off with chaos as there is disorder between the people of Ithaca and Poseidon as Poseidon wants the ship, Odysseus.  Sadly Odysseus has been missing for such a long time and now it is up to Ithaca's beautiful (but beaten) leader, Penelope.  Penelope must now take off in her spaceship so that she can search the galaxy for the missing Odysseus and put a rest to this chaos.  Penelope has a very tough task ahead as it's not as simple as flying through space as she also has to explore planets that each have their own tasks whether it'd be racing, battling monsters, or even collecting as this isn't your typical driving game.  (Click "Read More" to read the full review).

Steam Game Review: Words for Evil (2014)

Posted by Retrokaiser On Wednesday, February 25, 2015 0 comments

"Words for Evil" is an RPG-esk puzzle game that has you playing as a character of your choosing and going out on an adventure to find treasure and fight monsters over various levels.  Sounds simple enough but what if I told you that this game plays like no other adventure game you have ever played before?  The way you battle in this game is by fighting with words. How does that work you ask?  Well all will be answered after the jump.  (Click "Read More" to read the full review).

Steam Game Review: Rock Boshers DX: Director's Cut (2014)

Posted by Retrokaiser On Tuesday, February 24, 2015 0 comments

"Rock Boshers DX: Director's Cut" is a neo-retro adventure game that is paying tribute to computer games from the cassette tape era namely the "ZX Spectrum (1982)".  In this game you play as a young princess named Victoria whom is living in a world where men in top hats and fancy trousers rule the streets (sounds like hell if you ask me).  There's a craze going on with the men in hats as they are all flying off into space in giant bullet shaped spaceships so they can get to Mars (the planet and not the tasty chocolate/caramel/nougat bar).  Princess Victoria is curious about Mars but sadly no ladies are allowed and so she disguises herself as a top hat fancy pants man and successfully catches a spaceship to Mars.  When she reaches Mars she finds out that it's not all that's cracked up to be as everyone who goes there becomes slaves to an evil man that wears a bigger hat and even fancier pants and so it is up to Victoria to save them all from this dastardly man.  (Click "Read More" to read the full review).

Steam Game Review: Unhack (2014)

Posted by Retrokaiser On Monday, February 23, 2015 0 comments

"Unhack" is a hybrid game that mixes in elements from the puzzle and visual novel genres.  In this game you play as a character named Unhacker, his job is to fix up systems that have been hacked.  Unhacker isn't alone on his journey as he is joined by some beautiful A.I. (artificial intelligence) women named Weedy and Miss Debug.  The story in this game has Unhacker being put in charge of a job of trying to take out a devastating virus named the "5K Worm" that is set to destroy a lot of valuable data.  This is a tough task for sure and the task gets tougher when you hop into cyberspace as you'll see that this game isn't a simple case of repairing data as there will be obstacles hell bent on stopping you.  Can Unhacker, Weedy, and Miss Debug put an end to this killer worm?  For the power of unhacking is at your fingertips in Unhack.  (Click "Read More" to read the full review).

DVD Review: Devil Survivor 2 - The Animation (2013)

Posted by Retrokaiser On Friday, February 20, 2015 0 comments

"Devil Survivor 2 - The Animation" is an animated supernatural action series based on the video game of nearly the same name, "Shin Megami Tensai's: Devil Survivor 2 (2011)".  This show opens up with two friends named Hibiki Kuze and Daichi Shijima who are sitting down, having some nice warm drinks, and talking to each other about a creepy new web-site/phone-app (they say "Web-site" but it's totally a phone-app).  The site/app is called "Dead Face" (reminds me of "Deadmau5" every time) and all this site/app does is predicts the moment that you are going to die and it shows a video of the supposed moment in graphic and brutal detail.  Daichi Shijima takes a photo of Hibiki Kuze's face and sends it to Dead Face only to get back a clip of seeing them both die in a tragic train accident.  Hibiki Kuze and Daichi Shijima head out to a train station to catch a ride home (you can see where this is going already) and while waiting we see Daichi Shijima checking out a girl named Lo Nitta and goes on about how he wouldn't mind dating her.  Shortly after we see a train coming in and then suddenly comes off the tracks killing Hibiki Kuze and Daichi Shijima just as the video predicted.  We then see a weird moment of Hibiki Kuze getting a text-message asking if he wants to "live" or "die".  Hibiki Kuze chooses to live and awakens in the wreckage with Daichi Shijima and Lo Nitta only to see that the train station is full of demons feasting on the dead.  Sadly I am out of space for the main page preview but do not worry as the rest of the description of the show is right after the jump.  (Click "Read More" to read the review).