Posted by JerryTerrifying On
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
In an attempt to pander to my younger pop culturally aware audience I'm going to talk about some MTV garbage I was forcibly subjected to. That Meat faced blond kid is from a show called Teen Moms about ugly sluts that are now negligent parents thanks to indiscriminate humping.
The point is after the jump, I swear.
Beef face up there is some gumpy dude trying to get with a red headed single mother which is clearly the only potential mate he could possibly score with a face so heavily fortified with meaty beefs. You're probably thinking "Hey Jerry Terrifying what the hell does this have to do with anything?" Well that meat head looks just like motherfucking Duke Nukem!
Yeah, that was the entire point of this post. I'm right though, aren't I?