Three Dirty Dwarves First Impressions

Posted by JerryTerrifying On Monday, June 29, 2009 2 comments

I've been playing Three Dirty Dwarves all day and I fucking love it! This is one of those games that I wish I had when it first came out. It's just the kind of quirky goofy thing I naturally love and enjoy. The plot's pretty strange. You control three dirty dwarves that were summoned from Middle-Earth by four super genius genetically enhanced children through a magical portal in a table top RPG. Yeah. Apparently the insane army dude wants these genius children to use their enhanced super genius abilities to make some super soldiers, he also wants a pizza. So when the dwarves are summoned to the real world they land in a sporting goods store and arm themselves.

One has a shotgun, one a baseball bat and never ending supply of baseballs and the other one bowling pins and bowling balls also never ending. The animation of the characters is smooth and stylish. The enemies are mostly ogres and trolls and shit that followed you through the magic portal but there's also a few weirdos from the Bronx there too.

I fell in love with this game when one of the boss fights was against a Gym. Golden Gym. Some goons were throwing dumbbells and protein poweder out the window at you so you have to rip the buidling down with your BARE HANDS. Halfway through the boss fight feet explode through the foundation of the buidling and it starts chasing you down and hopping really high. It was one of the weirdest and most amazing boss fights I have ever seen!

I am really enjoying this game and can't wait to see the ending. I bet it's as awesome as the rest of the game is.


Vlad Whyte said...

SO this is the game you love so much :D

Tecmo Ballz said...

i gotta try this sometime need a sega saturn first though.

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