My Life with SEGA - Toxic Crusaders

Posted by A.J. Rosa On Thursday, May 17, 2012 2 comments

Howdy, folks! My Life with SEGA is back on the air, and - today - I'm reviewing one of the finest examples of why R-rated movie franchises shouldn't be turned into Saturday morning cartoons, only to have a pile of 16-bit shit tossed on your front porch in a flaming sandwhich baggy! *breathes* Yes, it's Toxic Crusaders for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive!


DeathAdder83 said...

So what you are saying is, it fucking sucks, it sucking fucks, and you don't like it. I'd still wnat to play it just for novelty I suppose.

A.J. Rosa said...

LOL! Yeah, pretty much. It pisses me off because it actually looks and sounds good, but the controls and silly glitches just suck the fun right out of it....

That, and some questionable level design. At the very end of the video, you'll see this weird multi-platform level and ya' can't see where the fuck you're jumping. It's just stupid.

I hear the NES version is better, but I can't speak from experience.

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