Questions for The All Gen Gamers:*Johnny Millennium:-Why do you dress like you are about to shoot up a high school in 1999?-Did you get the name Love Doctor from fucking fat girls in the alley behind the Canadian Game Stop you work at?-Here is a question for The Love Doctor, have you ever still had Rob Man's shit on your dick when you stuck it inside of Kim's slutty mouth?*Pete Dorr:-Whenever you use to get beat up at school, did you ever throw down a handful of gold rings to emulate your hero's pain?-Have you ever worn the Virtual Boy and a Flesh Light at the same time and pretended that the Virtual Boy was a real life boy?*Gamester81: -Hey Gamester81 (pause for several moments) oh sorry, I was waiting for your Stone Age Gamer ad to stop playing.-I've noticed that you do a lot of interviews these days, where did you learn the technique of just starring a hole in to the other person while saying........”cool.......cool.........cool.......that's cool”, over and over again.*Jason Heine:-Has Brian Posehn ever tried to contact you to stop using his likeness to promote shitty racing games on the Wii?*Metal Jesus:-How many medical procedures did it take you to look like Foghorn Leghorn?
I am in love.<3
Oi Shintai! Watch a French movie called "The French Kissers" for some odd reason it is only popular in Australia. It's a French coming of age story that was brilliantly told. YOU WATCH IT TOO DEVIL BURNING!
Well I say... I uh say boy! I was born this way I say boy.
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That's a cool comment. You are cool.
I wish. I didn't get any ring as no girl is willing to let e give them anal.Only on an emulator.
1. Eh Because I be a white rapper yo eh.2. and don't forget about the dolphens eh.3. only in my dreams eh
When will Shintai recommend a movie or anime that Retrokaiser hasn't already reviewed on the website before? HAIL KAISER!Also to make it sound like that I'm not trying to be an offensive oaf: What are some shows that Kaiser should review that you love? Just like how he reviewed Fate/Zero due to your recommendation.P.S. Don't forget to check out "Samurai Week 2013" where Retrokaiser reviewed all of the Lone Wolf & Cub films + the English dubbed version "Shogun Assassin". *Wink wink*This post's wankery is over 9000.