The 33D Invader is a Hong Kong adult sci-fi comedy about a girl named Future who travels from the year 2046 to look for a nice healthy young man to impregnate her. She ends up in 2011 Hong Kong where she ends up staying with a group of nerds who just can't seem to get any action, minus one guy who has a girlfriend and funny enough that's the guy Future wants to have her way with. Sadly Future is being hunted down by two robot rapists (robots who rape people and not the other way around) named Xucker 1 and Xucker 2. Xucker 1 is a male while Xucker 2 is female and their goal is like something out of the Terminator franchise but instead of wanting to kill Future they just simply want to rape her as once a Xucker rapes a person (male or female) it will make them sterile and also turn them into a sex zombie. (Click "Read More" to see full article).
|Our two main heroes talking bout the London Stock Exchange.|
One thing you should know about the film is that it sells itself as a pornographic film but really isn't unless you count it as soft-core porn but even that is a stretch as the sex scenes are just like what you would see in Troma films. Some people may get very turned off as the film has a graphic rape scene that lasts around 5-10 minutes and involves a guy who has been mutated to have a three-foot long cactus for a penis and female butt-sex. There is also some pretty gruesome violence in the film that also adds to the feeling of watching a Troma flick, most of them involve penis mutilation like these three dudes that get in a fight with the Xuckers and two of them get their dicks ripped right off and they force the third dude to eat them giving a whole new meaning to “eat a dick”.
|Xucker 1 is ready to Xuck you up!|
The comedy in the film is pretty funny and did get me laughing a fair bit. The film does have some self-aware humor in it which is very hit or miss for me and in this case I'm mixed. Some references were pretty cool while others just felt like the film was trying to hard to be funny. The main comedy style this film uses is the classic goofball sex humor like what you would see in films like “Porkys”, “Revenge of the Nerds” and “Animal House” but mixed in with some very poor taste humor much like you would see in “South Park” and “Toxic Avenger”.
|Oh hey guys.|
Now to answer the million dollar money shot question, how's the nudity? Well you do see a lot of dudes asses but you also see a whole bunch of naked ladies and boy do they look good (the naked ladies, not the dudes). The nudity is mostly female full-frontal so if you are offended to see ladies with “hair down there” (to quote the classic film “Robocop”) grow some balls you wuss as it's not bad looking at all and whats better is you never see any full-frontal nudity from the men...well nearly, as you do see some for a brief moment from the character Xucker 1. The film also has some very crappy CG that looks like something out of a Sci-Fi original film (well not that bad but it's still pretty crappy).
|Yo Barbra I like these new pillows you bought for me to sleep on.|
Overall, if you are fans of B-grade films you are bound to enjoy it but if you are one of those people who turn their noses because it's not some boring avant-garde film like “2001:A Space Odyssey” you will...uh..turn your nose at it I guess. Anyway I liked it but I don't see myself watching it over and over again but I do recommend watching it nonetheless.
Title:The 33D Invader
Director: Cash Chin
Stars: Macy Wu, Chen Jyun-Yan, Akiho Yoshizawa, Kato Takako
Genre: Comedy/ Sci-fi/ Erotic
Running Time: 80 minutes
Distributor: Madman Entertainment/ Eastern Eye
Rating: R18+ (High Impact Sex Scenes, Sexual Themes)
Recommended: Yes (But mostly for fans of B-movies)