Above: Future Sex Wizard.
So I'm compiling a list of other controllers that just don't give a fuck about working with human hands. Controllers like:
#3 The Super Action Controller Set
Also for the Colecovision the Super Action Controller Set was designed with two games in mind. It's gripped like a pistol with four buttons along the grip and the joystick and numeric keys on top of the controller. Sure it's much more ergonomic but that thing looks like a hand held mixer. I'm also pretty sure that it needs an adult with all of those hands molesting it from every direction.
#2 The Memorex VIS
The Memorex VIS is a very obscure system and equally terrible. The controller itself feels all right in the hands but the standard wireless controllers simply do not work very well. The input lag is unbearable and was somehow made with the laziest beams of infrared light.
Fortunately you can plug in any standard mouse or keyboard into the back of the system and keep this shit piece in a drawer where it belongs. If you love how your 360 and Wii leave a path of defeated and drained double A batteries you will certainly love how this thing requires four triple A batteries. Everyone always has spare triple A's sitting around, right?